Skirtathon

Dear [REDACTED],

Maintaining cover is crucial to the success of our mission.

You will not be able to maintain cover if you are not comfortable with all the possible scenarios.

Because of this, we need you to to be entirely comfortable by default so that you can focus on the mission.

It is for this reason that we are authorizing a shipment of clothes and other supplies to help make you comfortable given your identity.

If you have been uncomfortable with the clothes and gear you had for your whole life, we need you to get that gear so that you can be comfortable.

You will know that you are welcome to this gear-up if you see you see a RED SLIP on the back of your ID card.

Good luck,

The Agency